Simple Fucking Comfort Food Recipes

I’m fucking sick of the same old boring goddamn food blogs with the same look and feel. Fuck that shit. I love sharing recipes and talking about food but for Christ sake, can we get some fucking personality out there. So here are my goddamn recipes. I hope you like them but if you don’t, I really don’t fucking care because this is Cooking For Assholes.

New

Coleslaw Dressing Recipe

Don’t depend on that crap from the supermarket, make your own coleslaw with this easy coleslaw dressing recipe. It’s easy, it’s fun, and it tastes better than that shit you buy.

read more

Grilled Buffalo Chicken Wings

With grilling season so close try some easily grilled buffalo chicken wings. Buffalo wings are really damn easy to make. Any idiot with a grill or an oven can make these bad boys. And the sauce is basically just Franks Hot Sauce out of a jar and melted butter. Or you can use my recipe for a milder version of Franks that is still just as flavorful, without the extreme burn your ass off hot pure Franks gives.

read more

Mild Buffalo Wing Sauce

If you have seen some other recipes on this website you might have seen the one for Grilled Buffalo Wings. You can read more about buffalo wings here. Here we talk about the sauce. This sauce is delicious and also goes great with other things such as...

read more

Popular

Coleslaw Dressing Recipe

Coleslaw Dressing Recipe

Don’t depend on that crap from the supermarket, make your own coleslaw with this easy coleslaw dressing recipe. It’s easy, it’s fun, and it tastes better than that shit you buy.

read more
Grilled Buffalo Chicken Wings

Grilled Buffalo Chicken Wings

With grilling season so close try some easily grilled buffalo chicken wings. Buffalo wings are really damn easy to make. Any idiot with a grill or an oven can make these bad boys. And the sauce is basically just Franks Hot Sauce out of a jar and melted butter. Or you can use my recipe for a milder version of Franks that is still just as flavorful, without the extreme burn your ass off hot pure Franks gives.

read more
Mild Buffalo Wing Sauce

Mild Buffalo Wing Sauce

If you have seen some other recipes on this website you might have seen the one for Grilled Buffalo Wings. You can read more about buffalo wings here. Here we talk about the sauce. This sauce is delicious and also goes great with other things such as...

read more

Diner

Having assholes over for dinner? Try these great ides.

About Me

"When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch"
-Bette Davis
My name is Ann and I'm the head asshole here. I love to cook and share recipes. There are plenty of food blogs out there, that bore the shit out of me. If you don't like foul language and sarcasm then you should probably look for one of those blogs. If you like people being real, people having fun, people who don't like boring shit. Then this is the food blog for you. I'm foul, I'm gay, I'm opinionated, and I'm not ashamed of any of it. My one and only rule, don't be a dick! You can be an asshole (as long as it is funny or sarcastic and does not hurt anyone), but if you turn into a dick, I'll block you.




Categories