Simple Fucking Comfort Food Recipes

I’m fucking sick of the same old boring goddamn food blogs with the same look and feel. Fuck that shit. I love sharing recipes and talking about food but for Christ sake, can we get some fucking personality out there. So here are my goddamn recipes. I hope you like them but if you don’t, I really don’t fucking care because this is Cooking For Assholes.

New

Pan Fried Steak With Compound Butter

Pan Fried Steak With Compound Butter Grilling is great, but pan-fried steak is another great way to sear in the flavor and produce an incredibly juicy steak. Grab that cast iron pan and join me for this damn delicious pan-fried steak with a compound...

read more

Rotisserie Chicken Recipe Over A Fire

Rotisserie Chicken Recipe Over A Fire It's camping season bitches! So let's lets not eat like shit when we go camping and make some delicious rotisserie chicken over a campfire. All you need is the rotisserie and the chicken and you are good to go!...

read more

Smoked Bacon Wrapped Stuffed Jalapeños

Alright, bitches! Smoked Bacon Wrapped Stuffed Jalapeños are the bomb! Low, slow, and smokey goodness. If you want to impress the shit out of your friends and family, try this recipe!

read more

Popular

Pan Fried Steak With Compound Butter

Pan Fried Steak With Compound Butter

Pan Fried Steak With Compound Butter Grilling is great, but pan-fried steak is another great way to sear in the flavor and produce an incredibly juicy steak. Grab that cast iron pan and join me for this damn delicious pan-fried steak with a compound...

read more

Diner

Having assholes over for dinner? Try these great ides.

Pan Fried Steak With Compound Butter

Pan Fried Steak With Compound Butter

Pan Fried Steak With Compound Butter Grilling is great, but pan-fried steak is another great way to sear in the flavor and produce an incredibly juicy steak. Grab that cast iron pan and join me for this damn delicious pan-fried steak with a compound...

Smoked Baby Back Ribs Recipe

Smoked Baby Back Ribs Recipe

Smoked baby back ribs are real barbecue, the kind where shit is slow cooked and smoked for a long time. This is not grilling, this is real barbecue. If you don’t know the difference between grilling and barbecue, then bitch, you don’t know barbecue and its time to get schooled.

About Me

"When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch"
-Bette Davis
My name is Ann and I'm the head asshole here. I love to cook and share recipes. There are plenty of food blogs out there, that bore the shit out of me. If you don't like foul language and sarcasm then you should probably look for one of those blogs. If you like people being real, people having fun, people who don't like boring shit. Then this is the food blog for you. I'm foul, I'm gay, I'm opinionated, and I'm not ashamed of any of it. My one and only rule, don't be a dick! You can be an asshole (as long as it is funny or sarcastic and does not hurt anyone), but if you turn into a dick, I'll block you.




Categories