Simple Fucking Comfort Food Recipes

I’m fucking sick of the same old boring goddamn food blogs with the same look and feel. Fuck that shit. I love sharing recipes and talking about food but for Christ sake, can we get some fucking personality out there. So here are my goddamn recipes. I hope you like them but if you don’t, I really don’t fucking care because this is Cooking For Assholes.

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Rotisserie Chicken Recipe Over A Fire

Rotisserie Chicken Recipe Over A Fire It's camping season bitches! So let's lets not eat like shit when we go camping and make some delicious rotisserie chicken over a campfire. All you need is the rotisserie and the chicken and you are good to go!...

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Smoked Bacon Wrapped Stuffed Jalapeños

Alright, bitches! Smoked Bacon Wrapped Stuffed Jalapeños are the bomb! Low, slow, and smokey goodness. If you want to impress the shit out of your friends and family, try this recipe!

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Smoked Baby Back Ribs Recipe

Smoked baby back ribs are real barbecue, the kind where shit is slow cooked and smoked for a long time. This is not grilling, this is real barbecue. If you don’t know the difference between grilling and barbecue, then bitch, you don’t know barbecue and its time to get schooled.

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Smoked Baby Back Ribs Recipe

Smoked Baby Back Ribs Recipe

Smoked baby back ribs are real barbecue, the kind where shit is slow cooked and smoked for a long time. This is not grilling, this is real barbecue. If you don’t know the difference between grilling and barbecue, then bitch, you don’t know barbecue and its time to get schooled.

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Smoked Baby Back Ribs Recipe

Smoked Baby Back Ribs Recipe

Smoked baby back ribs are real barbecue, the kind where shit is slow cooked and smoked for a long time. This is not grilling, this is real barbecue. If you don’t know the difference between grilling and barbecue, then bitch, you don’t know barbecue and its time to get schooled.

Grilled Buffalo Chicken Wings

Grilled Buffalo Chicken Wings

With grilling season so close try some easily grilled buffalo chicken wings. Buffalo wings are really damn easy to make. Any idiot with a grill or an oven can make these bad boys. And the sauce is basically just Franks Hot Sauce out of a jar and melted butter. Or you can use my recipe for a milder version of Franks that is still just as flavorful, without the extreme burn your ass off hot pure Franks gives.

About Me

"When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch"
-Bette Davis
My name is Ann and I'm the head asshole here. I love to cook and share recipes. There are plenty of food blogs out there, that bore the shit out of me. If you don't like foul language and sarcasm then you should probably look for one of those blogs. If you like people being real, people having fun, people who don't like boring shit. Then this is the food blog for you. I'm foul, I'm gay, I'm opinionated, and I'm not ashamed of any of it. My one and only rule, don't be a dick! You can be an asshole (as long as it is funny or sarcastic and does not hurt anyone), but if you turn into a dick, I'll block you.




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