Coleslaw Dressing Recipe

Alright bitches, its time to make some delicious coleslaw. Coleslaw is a tangy cabbage salad that makes a great side dish especially with barbecue or whatever the fuck you want to serve it with. Don’t depend on that crappy dressing from the supermarket, make your own coleslaw with this easy coleslaw dressing recipe. It’s easy, it’s fun, and it tastes better than that shit you buy.

Coleslaw How To Prepare

Traditionally, cabbage for coleslaw should be cut into narrow shreds. This does not mean using a shredder, but there are a few tricks to cutting cabbage that will make this process easier. First, wash the cabbage and remove the outer leaves. Second, cut the cabbage in half, then in quarters. Then by laying a flat side down, cut out the core of each of the quarters of the cabbage. Next, start slicing the cabbage into small strips until it is completely sliced. Lastly, cut the strips of cabbage at least in half. Move the cabbage to a large bowl. Shred the carrot and slice any other optional vegetables you want to add.

What To Eat Coleslaw With

Well, bitches, a good coleslaw dressing recipe needs to be tangy so it should be served with dishes that go well with tangy food.  It is usually served with fish, fish and chips and anything barbecue. Coleslaw is a great side salad for just about anything. It is also served on top of many sandwiches such as pulled pork. Hell, I’ll eat coleslaw just as a salad for lunch.

Coleslaw Dressing Recipe

This recipe isn’t just about a homemade coleslaw dressing recipe, it is about making great coleslaw. If you are buying a bag and adding a jar of dressing you bought, then you are missing out on how great this shit it. This is simple, delicious and fun to make. Just don’t be a dumbshit like me and cut yourself. I have done this countless times, especially with the shredder. Now I use a knife glove so I don’t cut the shit out of my fingers. Fingers are really important to lesbians so I need to keep mine intact.

The Recipe

 

Coleslaw
Ingredients
  • 1 c mayo
  • 3 tbsp sour cream
  • 3 tbsp white vinegar ( or apple cider vinegar)
  • 1 tsp kosher salt
  • 1 tsp black pepper
  • 2 tsp sugar
  • 2 tbsp horseradish sauce
  • 1 tsp celery salt
  • 1 head cabbage, chopped
  • 1/2 c shredded carrots
  • 1 c chopped onions (optional)
  • 2 c green peppers, sliced thin (optional)
Instructions
  1. Gather all ingredients and a large bowl.

    Making Coleslaw
  2. Add mayonnaise, sour cream, horseradish sauce, vinegar, salt, pepper, sugar, and celery salt.

    Mayonnaise for coleslaw dressing.
  3. Chop the cabbage.

    Slicing cabbage into thin strips.
  4. Shred the carrot.

    Shredding the carrot for coleslaw.
  5. Mix all vegetables with a couple of large spoonfuls of dressing.

    Mixing coleslaw by hand.

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