Month: May 2018

Smoked Baby Back Ribs Recipe

Smoked baby back ribs are real barbecue, the kind where shit is slow cooked and smoked for a long time. This is not grilling, this is real barbecue. If you don’t know the difference between grilling and barbecue, then bitch, you don’t know barbecue and its time to get schooled.

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Coleslaw Dressing Recipe

Don’t depend on that crap from the supermarket, make your own coleslaw with this easy coleslaw dressing recipe. It’s easy, it’s fun, and it tastes better than that shit you buy.

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About Me

"When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch"
-Bette Davis
My name is Ann and I'm the head asshole here. I love to cook and share recipes. There are plenty of food blogs out there, that bore the shit out of me. If you don't like foul language and sarcasm then you should probably look for one of those blogs. If you like people being real, people having fun, people who don't like boring shit. Then this is the food blog for you. I'm foul, I'm gay, I'm opinionated, and I'm not ashamed of any of it. My one and only rule, don't be a dick! You can be an asshole (as long as it is funny or sarcastic and does not hurt anyone), but if you turn into a dick, I'll block you.