Smoked Bacon Wrapped Stuffed Jalapeños

Alright, bitches! Smoked Bacon Wrapped Stuffed Jalapeños are the bomb! Low, slow, and smokey goodness. If you want to impress the shit out of your friends and family, try this recipe!

Smoked Baby Back Ribs Recipe

Smoked baby back ribs are real barbecue, the kind where shit is slow cooked and smoked for a long time. This is not grilling, this is real barbecue. If you don’t know the difference between grilling and barbecue, then bitch, you don’t know barbecue and its time to get schooled.

Coleslaw Dressing Recipe

Don’t depend on that crap from the supermarket, make your own coleslaw with this easy coleslaw dressing recipe. It’s easy, it’s fun, and it tastes better than that shit you buy.

Grilled Buffalo Chicken Wings

With grilling season so close try some easily grilled buffalo chicken wings. Buffalo wings are really damn easy to make. Any idiot with a grill or an oven can make these bad boys. And the sauce is basically just Franks Hot Sauce out of a jar and melted butter. Or you can use my recipe for a milder version of Franks that is still just as flavorful, without the extreme burn your ass off hot pure Franks gives.

Recipes For Assholes

I don’t give a shit if you like my potty mouth, my recipes are fucking good.

Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner For Assholes

Even assholes need to eat.

Baking For Assholes

That smell of fresh baked bread from an assholes kitchen.

Barbecue For Assholes

Barbecue and assholes just go together.

Beer For Assholes

Assholes like me love beer. We make it, we cook with it, we drink it. See what we do with beer!